On a sunny Saturday afternoon George sits serenely in his barber's chair Content in the knowledge that in just a few minutes his hair will be as smart as his swanky barbershop. Suddenly, he realizes he's left his wallet at home. George smiles awkwardly, trying his best to hide the terrible predicament he finds himself in. George's son Andy, seating nearby, manages to decipher his father's bizarre expressions. – What's wrong? – Andy mouths. – My wallet is at home – George frantically mouths back. How would he be able to pay for him and his son's haircuts? Would he have to sweep the floor after hours? Surely not. Would the barber just shave his head or maybe he would be publicly shamed. No, no, no, no, no. This wouldn't do at all. Suddenly, George notices Andy gesturing wildly towards the mirror. – Help – says George desperately. Andy smuglier opens his Bitcoin Cash wallet, and sends his luddite father exactly two haircuts worth of Bitcoin Cash. George lets out a huge sigh of relief. The emergency had been averted. He realized that Bitcoin Cash really was magic after all. – Hey, thanks man! Bitcoin Cash, the future of money, today.